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چهارشنبه 9 مهر 1393 :: نویسنده : مهدی سرباز

 در زیر لیست بعضی از چیزا که مورد نیاز هست رو می نویسم با توجه به تجربه یکی از دوستان منکه تقربیا آمادشون کردم امیدوارم بدرد بقیه هم بخوره :

ساعت مچی

ژیلت

واکس دلفین (2 عدد) { نوع واکسی که خود پادگان میده بدرد نمی خوره }

جوراب دو جفت

سنجاق قفلی ( در پادگان یه چیز مزخرفی هست به نام آنکادر که هر روز صبح ساعت چهار سربازها باید بیدار شن و تخت رو کامل مرتب کنند با این سنجاق ها می تونن کمک کنن به آنکادر دائم)

قفل کوچیک ( چون ظاهرا زیاد در دوره ی آموزشی دزدی میشه ! )

شرت جیب دار ( برای نگهداری پول )

پلاستیک { تشکر از مادر بالالایکا } ( برای زمانی که میخواید در یلقوی غذا بخورید بخاطر اینکه نرید هی یلقوی رو بشورید یه پلاستیک بزارید )

کارت تلفن

نخ و سوزن

شربت سینه و قرص سرما خوردگی

قاشق ، چنگال ، چاقو (میوه خوری) ، دربازکن

یه مقدار کش (جهت گت کردن شلوار و یه تیکه کش هم که کلید کمدت رو بندازی داخلش و ببندی دور مچ دستت که کلیدت گم نشه یه وقت !!)

توصیه هایی که شده :

آقا زمانی که میرید برا آموزش رژه پا رو محکم به زمین نکوبید، مسئول رژه هی شیرتون می کنه میگه محکم تر ولی شما گول نخورید دلیلش هم اینه به بیضه های آدم فشار میاد و چه بسا صدمات جبران نشدنی ببینه ( از ما گفتن بود بعد نگید نگفت )

منشی فرمانده نشید که دهنتون سرویس هست !

بشین پاشو تا جایی که میتونید نرید چون این بشین پاشوها دشمن زانو هستش و ضربات بدی به زانو میزنه.

باید پاستوریزه بودن رو فراموش کنید....غذاهایی که میخورین اصلا فکر نکنید که چطوری درست شده....لباسای خاکی و گلی و روی خاک نشستن و غذا خوردن و.... همه اینا چیزای کاملا طبیعیه و نباید اینقدر وسواس داشته باشین وگرنه خیلی اذیت میشین!!!

اینو در انجمن پرشین تولز نوشته بود :

یک نصیحت : هرگز با کسی دعوا نکنید ، اگه خواستید حال دژبانی را بگیرید به فرمانده تیپ آموزشتان نامه بنویسید و زیرابش را بزنید . خیلی بهتر جواب می دهد .
یک اتفاق : خشم شب : بعد از یک روز دویدن و پا کوبیدن در خواب ناز هستید که یکهو احساس می کنید صاعقه به شما اصابت کرده یا آتشفشان فوران کرده یا اینکه کل دنیا کن فیکون شده و قیامت است . لحظه ای بعد می بینید که دارید از کنار فردی که تفنگ را روی رگبار گذاشته و در آسایشگاه دود گرفته و تاریک مشغول شلیک است رد می شوید و سپس پابرهنه روی سنگ ها ایستاده اید ( همه این صحنه ها مثل یک فیلم از جلوی چشتان رد می شود ). مقداری بشین پاشو و بغلط و برو می روید بعد به داخل رفته در عرض سه سوت تخت را آنکادر کرده پوتین پا می کنید و در بیرون به خط می شوید و شروع می کنید پیاده روی و سینه خیز و غلط که یهو دود سفیدی بلند می شود و پس از چند ثانیه چشمانتان شروع به سوزش وحشتناک می کند و شروع به سرفه می کنید ( گاز اشک آور ) خلاصه آن شب سرویس می شوید . خودتان باید ببینید . شبی که شام هندوانه و پنیر باشد خشم شب می زنند که زیاد بالا نیاورید . اگر توانستید از قبل آمار بگیرید که مثل ما از خواب بیدار نشوید که پشم هاتان بریزد و در نتیجه سهمیه واجبیتان هدر برود !

در پایان اگر کسی چیزی به ذهنش میرسه بیان کنه ممنون میشم و سخت نگیرید تا سخت نگذره . . . .



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